I would like, but maybe no a good idea

[{V][M}Kammeh!]

I used to have French in highschool... My first name is Hylke, with an H! So, the teacher decided it would be fun if every student introduced themselves. "Je m'appelle Hylke", I said. Then she got completely pissed off. I'm supposed to pronounce my own name wrong when I'm in France! "'ylke!"... After that, I dropped my French classes and decided to hate every single French person.

[{V][M}DannyBoy]

As you do^

[{V][M}Heimddallr]

Hylke is not very french.
You should change that into Robert, Roger, Raoul, etc.

[{V][M}Fusion]

bless kam and his childhood traumas

[Icemat]

Frederique?

[{V][M}Heimddallr]

Yes, Fr

[{V][M}Kammeh!]

ROFL! Was on vacation in France a few years back and there was an old man in his 80s or something, livin' in the mountains, enjoying a glass of wine named... Roger. How right you are, Heimdallr.