Could we have FatJimmysRaceway taken off the server please?
Any time it gets voted, half the people leave the server and those who stay realize their mistake within 2 min and don't want to play it either.

Maybe others have some other suggestions regarding the map list too but this is the main one on my mind right now.

Post your Jokes here!

(It would be good if we can keep the racist ones out please, I don't think here is really the place, k thanks!) :wink:

Rules!
No posting unless there is a new joke in your post! If you want to post "hahahaah" etc, then you need to follow it up with another joke in the same post!
If you like the joke and CBA to post a new one, just use the "thanks" button. :wink:

Right, I'll get things going!

:D

Come on guys, you should know better. Never EVER turn on the ability to use HTML on a forum.

i40 LAN {V][M} Pics!:biggrin:

Post any links and pictures from i40 here guys! ;)

Charlie and Kamz pics > http://www.vehiclemasters.co.uk/~vmftp/index.php?dir=i40%20LAN%20pics%28Charlie%26Kamz%29/
My pics > http://www.vehiclemasters.co.uk/~vmftp/index.php?dir=i40_LAN_pics_Some_Mate/


Charlie, and me on the right! Haha :cool:

Rblood you naughty boy! haha!




Danny > Kamz > Charlie


Lemon > Dynikz > Wormz > Charlie > Kamz


Kamz > Vardy > Charlie


Charlie needed some more to drink :D


Rblood and Kamz


Danny on the inflatable toilet :D


Charlie


Angel Pants


Charlie getting some action!


Some_Mate pwning some noobs, and Rblood behind, oh look the bar can be seen in the background! loool :)



PWN THAT NOOB! Kam caught me with me pants down xD (by charlie)

Guys, while we were at the LAN we were going to war cyber, but we ended up drinking instead...:o soooo....
http://www.cyberzone.lv/viewtopic.ph...=2835&start=10
I have replied to Cyber, and just need to find out who can make it!


SUNDAY 5th SEPTEMBER :wink:

Vote please..!

I was having trouble with my computer.

So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?'

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Richard grinned, 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'

'No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T .......

I used to like the little bastard.

So yeah.. Danny got demasculated by me tonight on the priv server :D Was a gg though! But loooool, I sense a re-match is in order at lan, loser buys the other a pint! :p

Had a little idea for the maplist to make things a bit easier all round.
Thing is people tend to stick with what they know with maps but then when something gets voted the main question is always "how big is this one?"

I was thinking if we added some short cuts to the dropdown list.

>
VCTF All maps (as it is now but might be good to get rid of this one)
VCTF Small maps
VCTF Medium maps
VCTF Big maps

Another pain in the as for Some to put it together, but might work out well when people are not sure what to vote. This could at least give them some guidance.

oi

Seems like there might be morale to play some vCTF tonight \o/

been a while since we played with tPW, but I think I can gather people.

What about 20:00 GMT, your server? :D

Hai guys, we (United) want a war!

Date: 22nd August/this Sunday
Time: 19:00 GMT
Server: VM Private Server
Players: 6 vs 6
Maps: 5

Everything ok?

Heyy ! Every body. some of you don't sleep again ?

I come back with a kind of new map (for me).
The map is 1 vs 1 in VCTF.
There is only one texture.

I am sur some of you will dislike this map.
Never mind, It's just a beta test or a practice for me :).


Any one can tell me, if the corridor or the wall hinder the movement.


Weapon : flak, Lg, bio, shock & april.
Vehicule : Scorpion & manta
Size : 1 vs 1
Bonus : adrenaline and wildcardbase.


Link :
>> VCTF-1on1-Zavist_B1 <<

Screens :




Enjoy or cry.
Mainly, cry.

Yeeee!!!
Happy BirthdayRaw-dooderino!
:D :D :D :D

Hase wanted to say it to you in a special way, there for he put on his special dress:

You are playing in old acid plant.
The businessmen left the place with the money. The plant is left to surrender.
The gouverment or the Bratva (or together) decide organize some figthings with death convicts

You are one of them.
The only issue is how you will die

Number players : 5 vs 5
Weapon : all without spider and grenade.
Super weapon : redemer, invisibility and ion cannon
Vehicles : manta, scorpion, hellbender, and one tank.

Edit by Some_Mate....
Direct link for Download here http://www.vehiclemasters.co.uk/~hei...ber-Kislota.7z
File : >> VCTF-cyber-Kislota <<

sreens :




This map is a Cyber map.
Nessko, Dukapb, Wicked and Desiste help me.

I hope you 'll enjoy with it.