Irish Vs. Greeks

[PEDRO]

For Zeus <3


A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.
The Irishman then replies, 'Well... it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.'

The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.'
The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Irish were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.'

And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!'
The Irishman replies, 'Indeed, that is true, but it was we Irish who introduced it to women.'

[Suicide]

Owned :D

[Charlie..!]

PWNT!!!

muahaha 1-0 ireland :D

[k2aven]

lmao n1

[Zeus]

hahaha very very funny
JACKASS

[Zeus]

ok u want fun i ll gibve u fun

there was an american an irishman and a greek

The american says
U ll cry if i ll tell u about my grandpa he is so tall he cant fit in our house

hahahaha the irish laughs
my grandpa is so high he can reach the sky and the airplanes

and the greek says
Hey irish does your granpa touches anythin soft up there in the sky????:confused:

Ye he does

ANd the greek answeres
ITS MY GRANPAS BALLS :getscrewed::getscrewed::getscrewed::getscrewed::d ontbescrewed::dontbescrewed::dontbescrewed:

[k2aven]

rofl

[Some_Mate]

Gota love the Zeus humour hehe:redface::D

[Icemat]

Mr.Zeus is back, wooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooo ! :D

[Uncle~Meat]

lmao, ok heres a lame one. Two snowmen in a field, one sniffs up and says to the other ...can u smell carrots?

[Charlie..!]

lmao, ok heres a lame one. Two snowmen in a field, one sniffs up and says to the other ...can u smell carrots?

oh...my...god...
rofl :D

[Zeus]

OK OK I GOT ANOTHER ONEEEE

There was king somewhere in england and he had a donkey
The donkey wasnt smiling wasnt happy at all it was really sad
So one day he bring 3 ppl 1 greek 1 irish and one german
and he says to them
"""MAKE MY DONKEY LAUGH AND I LL GIVE U WHATEVER U WANT"""
all agreed
german goes first he tries he makes the clown he is doin lots of stupid things but the donkey wasnt even smillin a little
irish goes next he is trying his best jokes clown tricks stupid moves NOTHIN the donkey wasnt laughin

THE GREEK GOES ON and he whispers something to the donkeys ear
AND THE DONKEY starts LAUGHIN he cant stop it he is laughin all the time

The king goes to the greek and says WELL DONE MY BOY GET 1.000.000 GOLDEN COINS FOR MAKIN HIM LAUGH

But the donkey couldnt stop laughin 1 week passed donkey was still laughin 2 weeks still 3 weeks still 1 month and was still laughin

He calls and the 3 of them back and tells PLZ I M BEGGIN U MAKE HIM CRY AND SAD

German starts nothin
Irish goes nothin
AND THE GREEK GOES and like a miracle the donkey starts cryin like a little baby/bitch

King goes on the greek and gives him the money and he says to him
Greek how the hell u made him laugh and cry so easy??????
And he answers :"""""When u told me to make him laugh i told him MY COCK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS and he dies from laughs
And how the fuck u made him cry???
and the greek answers :"""""HE SAW IT

AHAHAHAHAHHAAH good one ????:P
:tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::t ongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:

READ IT IT RLY DESERVES TO BE READ

[Charlie..!]

good one dood!! :)

[k2aven]

Well I know a similar version, with a hungarian and a gypsy, and the gypsy makes a horse cry / laugh. :P But veyr nice joke yeah :D

[Helix]

Indeed this was a humerus joke, Not taking the piss of us irish too much :P N1 Zeus

[Zeus]

i had an idea this morning
why dont we make this thread a jokes thread so anybody can put his and we can all laugh
wa u guys think???

[Marie]

In my country there are a lot of jokes similar to Zeus's but about Estonian, Russian and British.
First that came to my mind:

An Estonian, Russian and British are sitting in jail. The jail owner comes and says: "Whoever drives through that pile of sh** over there with a car gets free from jail." British took his fancy Land Rover but got stuck in the sh**. Then the Russian came and tried his luck with a Porche but sady got stuck. Finally the Estonian came with a Lada and drove through the pile of sh** with no worries. Everyone were looking like WTH was that possible !? Then the Estonian said: " Sh** doesn't get stuck to sh**."

[k2aven]

LOL :D Lada FTW, my grandpa sold his Lada like 2 years ago but I loved it! :)


A hungarian one from the old communism:

Brezhnev and K

[Icemat]

The 2nd one is ancient Kraven !

[k2aven]

Ye but I like it :)

[Her3tiC]

ahahaha lololol n1's

[PEDRO]

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads,
'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing
and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four
days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers
that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.

'This is our most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,

'If I catch you, your arse is mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week!!

:D :D

[k2aven]

OMFG n1 :D :D :D I laughed my ass of on that one!!!

[Audition~Pianist]

OMFG n1 :D :D :D I laughed my ass of on that one!!!

...as did I and all my family :biggrin:

[Zeus]

hahhahahahahahahaha
nice 1 ,man