A Game!!!!! :d

[Wormz]

We're gonna do a story =) u write 5 words only.

One day Billy went to...... and someone carries on...eventually we will have a story :D

[Some_Mate]

a lan party, he took with him a.....

[dynikz]

double big mac meal with...

[Immortal]

an extra large milkshake. Then

[dynikz]

he played unreal for about...

[Beamer]

the whole time, but when...

[dynikz]

he got killed by {V][M}Matey...

[Beamer]

while Billy just respawned, he...

[dynikz]

headshot him with a lightning...

[RBlood]

And in a flash of...

[dynikz]

light everyone was dead because...

[Some_Mate]

some_mate came and killed them all, mwahahahaha!

[Wormz]

O.o ur meant to post what the other ppl said to...so that the last post will have the entire story in it ^^
only 5 words some :p, had to cut some of ur posts short...

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned....

[Beamer]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey...

[Wormz]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak....

[Sky_|)r3aM3r]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak + "and cried like a girl"...

[Wormz]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned....

[Immortal]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake.

[Wormz]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of

[Sky_|)r3aM3r]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of + "beying sucked by a tube"...

[Zeus]

a big blonde lesbian nakked.....

[Sky_|)r3aM3r]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde lesbian nakked + girl is dating Tarzan in...

[Some_Mate]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde lesbian nakked + girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup....

[Sky_|)r3aM3r]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde lesbian nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup + and king kong is jealous ...

[dynikz]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of + "beying sucked by a tube", so it ran away to...

[Sky_|)r3aM3r]

this is confusing... we start from matey or from mine?

[Immortal]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and . As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of + "beying sucked by a tube", so it ran away to + hell, where it got drank by...

[Sky_|)r3aM3r]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and . As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube, so it ran away to hell, where it got drank by Billy's friend, W. Bush that...

[Wormz]

Matey....Why did u post that? It should be continueing from actions old one with tarzan etc. :/
One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde lesbian nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with

[Sky_|)r3aM3r]

omfg... CONFUSING!!! LETS START FROM WORMZ K?

Matey....Why did u post that? It should be continueing from actions old one with tarzan etc. :/
One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde lesbian nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with + a giant half eated banana...

[Wormz]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde lesbian nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the

[Immortal]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and...

[Sky_|)r3aM3r]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and + talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn...

[Wormz]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the

[Sky_|)r3aM3r]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the + ass cause both argued about ...

[Wormz]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny...

[Sky_|)r3aM3r]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and...

[Kammeh!]

what the fuuuuuck you all are taling to crazy vullhshit

[Immortal]

If you don't understand, don't play.

[Wormz]

what the fuuuuuck you all are taling to crazy vullhshit

lol we know ^^ its the point :D

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some :dontbescrewed:

[Some_Mate]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with

[EN4evr]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of

[dynikz]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then

[JigsaW]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with...

[EN4evr]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was

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[JigsaW]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m...

[dynikz]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he

[JigsaW]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,

[EN4evr]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so

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[JigsaW]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a

[EN4evr]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which

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[JigsaW]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which where rusting so badly that...

[Kronikiz]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which where rusting so badly that he pierced the skin of his bollox trying to...

[dynikz]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which where rusting so badly that he pierced the skin of his bollox trying to shave it of course! DURR I JUST SAID WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!11!!!!eleven!1! Anyway, even after that it still smelt so he gave up and

[JigsaW]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which where rusting so badly that he pierced the skin of his bollox trying to shave it of course! DURR I JUST SAID WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!11!!!!eleven!1! Anyway, even after that it still smelt so he gave up and noticed that they were rotten anyway so

[dynikz]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which where rusting so badly that he pierced the skin of his bollox trying to shave it of course! DURR I JUST SAID WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!11!!!!eleven!1! Anyway, even after that it still smelt so he gave up and noticed that they were rotten anyway so thought, fuck it! So he went and bought a shock rifle to kill

[PEDRO]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which where rusting so badly that he pierced the skin of his bollox trying to shave it of course! DURR I JUST SAID WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!11!!!!eleven!1! Anyway, even after that it still smelt so he gave up and noticed that they were rotten anyway so thought, fuck it! So he went and bought a shock rifle to kill {V][M}Matey^^ as he got a new keyboard and he can no longer dodge.

[dynikz]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which where rusting so badly that he pierced the skin of his bollox trying to shave it of course! DURR I JUST SAID WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!11!!!!eleven!1! Anyway, even after that it still smelt so he gave up and noticed that they were rotten anyway so thought, fuck it! So he went and bought a shock rifle to kill {V][M}Matey^^ as he got a new keyboard and he can no longer dodge. But the keyboard was shit and didn't work so he used his old one and was good as normal and PWNED EVERYONE by non stop combos and headshots but

[JigsaW]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which where rusting so badly that he pierced the skin of his bollox trying to shave it of course! DURR I JUST SAID WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!11!!!!eleven!1! Anyway, even after that it still smelt so he gave up and noticed that they were rotten anyway so thought, fuck it! So he went and bought a shock rifle to kill {V][M}Matey^^ as he got a new keyboard and he can no longer dodge. But the keyboard was shit and didn't work so he used his old one and was good as normal and PWNED EVERYONE by non stop combos and headshots but then there was JigsaW and got holy shit by spawnkilling matey with an assault rifle

[dynikz]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which where rusting so badly that he pierced the skin of his bollox trying to shave it of course! DURR I JUST SAID WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!11!!!!eleven!1! Anyway, even after that it still smelt so he gave up and noticed that they were rotten anyway so thought, fuck it! So he went and bought a shock rifle to kill {V][M}Matey^^ as he got a new keyboard and he can no longer dodge. But the keyboard was shit and didn't work so he used his old one and was good as normal and PWNED EVERYONE by non stop combos and headshots but then there was JigsaW and got holy shit by spawnkilling matey with an assault rifle at least that's what JigsaW thought he did, he was actually dreaming beause he never owned matey in his life and can only ever dream of it.

[EN4evr]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which where rusting so badly that he pierced the skin of his bollox trying to shave it of course! DURR I JUST SAID WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!11!!!!eleven!1! Anyway, even after that it still smelt so he gave up and noticed that they were rotten anyway so thought, fuck it! So he went and bought a shock rifle to kill {V][M}Matey^^ as he got a new keyboard and he can no longer dodge. But the keyboard was shit and didn't work so he used his old one and was good as normal and PWNED EVERYONE by non stop combos and headshots but then there was JigsaW and got holy shit by spawnkilling matey with an assault rifle at least that's what JigsaW thought he did, he was actually dreaming beause he never owned matey in his life and can only ever dream of it.suddenly Jiggz woke up and found

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[dynikz]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which where rusting so badly that he pierced the skin of his bollox trying to shave it of course! DURR I JUST SAID WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!11!!!!eleven!1! Anyway, even after that it still smelt so he gave up and noticed that they were rotten anyway so thought, fuck it! So he went and bought a shock rifle to kill {V][M}Matey^^ as he got a new keyboard and he can no longer dodge. But the keyboard was shit and didn't work so he used his old one and was good as normal and PWNED EVERYONE by non stop combos and headshots but then there was JigsaW and got holy shit by spawnkilling matey with an assault rifle at least that's what JigsaW thought he did, he was actually dreaming beause he never owned matey in his life and can only ever dream of it.suddenly Jiggz woke up and found a half eaten gorrila corpse lying next to him in his bed.

[JigsaW]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which where rusting so badly that he pierced the skin of his bollox trying to shave it of course! DURR I JUST SAID WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!11!!!!eleven!1! Anyway, even after that it still smelt so he gave up and noticed that they were rotten anyway so thought, fuck it! So he went and bought a shock rifle to kill {V][M}Matey^^ as he got a new keyboard and he can no longer dodge. But the keyboard was shit and didn't work so he used his old one and was good as normal and PWNED EVERYONE by non stop combos and headshots but then there was JigsaW and got holy shit by spawnkilling matey with an assault rifle at least that's what JigsaW thought he did, he was actually dreaming beause he never owned matey in his life and can only ever dream of it.suddenly Jiggz woke up and found a half eaten gorrila corpse lying next to him in his bed. He said: 'What the hell is EN4evr's teddy bear doing here.'

[EN4evr]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which where rusting so badly that he pierced the skin of his bollox trying to shave it of course! DURR I JUST SAID WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!11!!!!eleven!1! Anyway, even after that it still smelt so he gave up and noticed that they were rotten anyway so thought, fuck it! So he went and bought a shock rifle to kill {V][M}Matey^^ as he got a new keyboard and he can no longer dodge. But the keyboard was shit and didn't work so he used his old one and was good as normal and PWNED EVERYONE by non stop combos and headshots but then there was JigsaW and got holy shit by spawnkilling matey with an assault rifle at leas,butt that's what JigsaW thought he did, he was actually dreaming beause he never owned matey in his life and can only ever dream of it.suddenly Jiggz woke up and found a half eaten gorrila corpse lying next to him in his bed. He said: 'What the hell is EN4evr's teddy bear doing here.'so jiggz rang EN4evr to find out what exactly was going on,but

[JigsaW]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which where rusting so badly that he pierced the skin of his bollox trying to shave it of course! DURR I JUST SAID WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!11!!!!eleven!1! Anyway, even after that it still smelt so he gave up and noticed that they were rotten anyway so thought, fuck it! So he went and bought a shock rifle to kill {V][M}Matey^^ as he got a new keyboard and he can no longer dodge. But the keyboard was shit and didn't work so he used his old one and was good as normal and PWNED EVERYONE by non stop combos and headshots but then there was JigsaW and got holy shit by spawnkilling matey with an assault rifle at leas,butt that's what JigsaW thought he did, he was actually dreaming beause he never owned matey in his life and can only ever dream of it.suddenly Jiggz woke up and found a half eaten gorrila corpse lying next to him in his bed. He said: 'What the hell is EN4evr's teddy bear doing here.'so jiggz rang EN4evr to find out what exactly was going on,but the phone was down, so

[Kronikiz]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which where rusting so badly that he pierced the skin of his bollox trying to shave it of course! DURR I JUST SAID WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!11!!!!eleven!1! Anyway, even after that it still smelt so he gave up and noticed that they were rotten anyway so thought, fuck it! So he went and bought a shock rifle to kill {V][M}Matey^^ as he got a new keyboard and he can no longer dodge. But the keyboard was shit and didn't work so he used his old one and was good as normal and PWNED EVERYONE by non stop combos and headshots but then there was JigsaW and got holy shit by spawnkilling matey with an assault rifle at least that's what JigsaW thought he did, he was actually dreaming beause he never owned matey in his life and can only ever dream of it. Then Kamui joined the game and said "Oh my fucking GOD! I've fucking pierced the skin of my bollox and the bleeding is uncontrolable! FFS, why did I ever purchase a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears?" {V][M}Matey was so distracted by this remark that Jigsaw owned him with those shears till he got diahorrea...

[JigsaW]

One day Billy went to a lan party, he took a double big mac meal with an extra large milkshake. Then he played unreal for the whole time, but when he got killed by {V][M}Matey while Billy just respawned, he headshot him with a lightning And in a flash of light everyone was dead because some_mate came and killed them. As soon as billy respawned, he took revenge on {V][M}Matey, so matey ate some flak and cried like a girl, while matey was being owned by a large milkshake. The Milkshake got tired of beying sucked by a tube. A big blonde nakked girl is dating Tarzan in a bowl of soup and king kong is jealous so he smashes him with a giant half eated banana, tarzan shoots kong in the ass, King Kong picks up a chair and talks with tarzan about Monkey-Porn. Suddenly Tarzan Shoots Kong in the ass cause both argued about wether to eat the banana or stick it up a girls fanny. The lesbian got bored and gave Kamui some_mate to play with,unfortunatly his nuts smelt of sweaty old mans balls so then he tried to wash them with Jiggz love juice which was made out of the fire of mount D00m, but that just made the smell worse so he tried to lick them clean,but they were as hairy as gorillas balls so he shaved them with a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears which where rusting so badly that he pierced the skin of his bollox trying to shave it of course! DURR I JUST SAID WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!11!!!!eleven!1! Anyway, even after that it still smelt so he gave up and noticed that they were rotten anyway so thought, fuck it! So he went and bought a shock rifle to kill {V][M}Matey^^ as he got a new keyboard and he can no longer dodge. But the keyboard was shit and didn't work so he used his old one and was good as normal and PWNED EVERYONE by non stop combos and headshots but then there was JigsaW and got holy shit by spawnkilling matey with an assault rifle at least that's what JigsaW thought he did, he was actually dreaming beause he never owned matey in his life and can only ever dream of it. Then Kamui joined the game and said "Oh my fucking GOD! I've fucking pierced the skin of my bollox and the bleeding is uncontrolable! FFS, why did I ever purchase a rusty pair of industrial sheep shears?" {V][M}Matey was so distracted by this remark that Jigsaw owned him with those shears till he got diahorrea... JigsaW ran to the toilet and let it all out.... It was too late... He died on his way..