hello all,looking to join

[Grizz]

Well hi all! Some of u maybe know me some dont...anyways Im interesting to join ur gang.

General info:
I didnt play UT for quaite some time like year & hafl something like that(but I played this game since it came out).Lets just say I worked my ass off and didnt have time to play...
But Im back now...well a week or so still try to get in my old shape :wink:
My previus clan was [3o] known to some of u I belive.
Gameplays: VCF (my favorite :biggrin:),TAM & ONS...but I mostly play VCF or TAM coz ONS bored me to death....
Favorit vehicle: manta & tank
Status:support & defender(mostly)

Something quick abought me:well Im 24 years old dud from Slovenia,Im total adrenalin maniac in real life:D,and so one...

[Speedcat]

Hi Grizz, ill open a internal poll for ya ;) Stick around on Vent and ingame, so some of us will have the chance to know u better

cyaaa

[Icemat]

Hi there, welcome to our forums.
Can`t remember of seeing your name in our servers, what`s your ingame-name?
Just hang out with us a bit for the next two weeks, so we can find out if you will fit in our clan. We nearly all use Xfire-ingame chat or you can join our Ventrillo Server (try in the evening) or just do some smalltalk here in the forumsor our server.
Meanwhile we will have an internal poll for your admission, please be patient... we all are old bums and extremely slow. :D

[Necc]

I'm curious :/ as always :biggrin:
BTW why you left 3o? Or they not let u back? :\

[Jay!]

prolly because he was inactive...

ohh hey :D o/
welcome on the forums!
do you have xfire?

gang? hmmm therapy group would fit more... hmmm oO
xD

teh madhouse gang!

Gimme a V !
Gimme a M !
V M !
Violine Maestros!
err..
oO

[Necc]

Violence Moaners
Viagra Masturbators
Vvine-drunker Masters
Victory Masters


Enough "V" 's and M&M's you got? :biggrin:

[Icemat]

VAGINA MASSEURS !!!!!!!!!! :-P

[Jay!]

thhaaaaats maybe one of the reasons why we have so less female players XD
but . huh! this would be a nice tshirt! Vagina Masseurs! Teh ut 2004 pr0 clan !

[Icemat]

maybe u have less female players Jay ? Me don`t... <3

[Grizz]

well I was just inactive coz I couldnt play at the time but anyways [3o] fire is kinda turnig off I supose...:p well u guys will see we often on ur server coz if u ask me its best one at VCF and alot good players play there so I like to get back in shape...
In game in is thcGrizlly att for now...

Cya around and thx for replys XD

[Ra7age]

Stick around on Vent
You are the one to talk ^^

[Speedcat]

lolz

[DannyBoy]

Well hi all! Some of u maybe know me some dont...anyways Im interesting to join ur gang.

Hehe :D I like the way u worded that^ Well if u have a gang mentality then vent is the way forward. If u can last in there with me, Kam, Meat & Delta then u shud fit right in :D

[Charlie..!]

howdy and welcome. From what i remember, your a pretty decent player, though i did have 1 too many chardonnays last night... Can see you fitting in here, as long as you
A) Aint quiet
B)Enjoy gentle mockery of kraven and marie <3
C)Can understand the latenight drunken and accented slurs of me meat danny and kam-bag.

You got xfire? Ventrilo?
And more importantly, dont be a stranger, we wanna see you alot. Or you wont get in...simples....

\o

[Icemat]

and btw if you have a sister in a legal age: WE WANT PICS !!! :D:D:D

[Kammeh!]

Ice will do your mom as well though. But better take care of those pics in private.

[DannyBoy]

This is what Im talking about^ ;)

Sure u wanna join? :D

[Rawboneuk]

welcome dood, see you in game and maybe on vent if i get new mic :P

[Necc]

Nah okay, i see you enough online, and i probably will, so (in)activity will not be a problem i hope so, or just in the first few weeks :biggrin:.

If you seriously want to get in this clan, it is strongly recomended that you met all of these criterias:

1) you must fuck in the middle that you or your team is winning or loosing, and you don't start complementing about it. except asking in public games to balance teams
2) we need to see that you enjoy your life as it is, and you not a stupid childish teenager whiner
3) noone cares about your or anyone skills, just play vCTF
4) you must have or had at least one physical or mental sickness or disorder in the past or present. This is key important on this clan, we not accept "generally normal" people here. The only exception is Some_mate, but he is just a kind of psyc in this zoo.
5) Xfire


If you not pass at least one of these criterias, then i strongly doubt that you will fit to us.

[Kammeh!]

4) you must have or had at least one physical or mental sickness or disorder in the past or present. This is key important on this clan, we not accept "generally normal" people here. The only exception is Some_mate, but he is just a kind of psyc in this zoo.
That one takes the cake, man. :D I think we've now officially scared him off. :o

[DannyBoy]

The only exception is Some_mate, but he is just a kind of psyc in this zoo.

Haha! Bullshit^ Some has told us before about mental ilness runs in his family :D
He just hides it well :tongue:

Im trying to think of one "non nutter" in this clan for real now.. Only one who kinda passes is Speedcat, but even if he ain't insane, hes still gay^
Nah.. its a whole buncha fuckups im afraid :D

Hence the unofficial name Goon Squad :)

[Jay!]

whaaat if... we are normal and the rest of the world is only insane?
hmmmm
ok...
please fill out this form

http://www.eons.com/images/members/2008/2/1/5/8/5831191021298235657281_610w.jpeg

[Some_Mate]

Where did you get my god damn certificate~!!!
Im not crazy, its the rest of the world :biggrin:

Hi dude, welcome to the forum ;)

[Jay!]

aaaand btw grizz...
whats your music taste :>

[Grizz]

well I always say to be crazy is normal to be normal is crazy... its just the rest of the world as it seems ;)
If u gang would be normal I would even boder asking to join :biggrin:
abought my taste of music I would say hmm... rock,... anything whats have to do whit real music;)
my Xfire:izzyigor(PS before anyone or what ever send me a inv on xfire pls tell me whats ur nick coz I have few wenkas always trying to inv me and I dont:p simple,tnx)
Hmm abought my skill gezz well lets just say Im pretty rusty :mad:

[Jay!]

abought my taste of music I would say hmm... rock,... anything whats have to do whit real music;)

yarr! :D
w00t!
:biggrin:

[Charlie..!]

booyah!! we oughtta let him in, just cause hes a rocker!! \o/

[DannyBoy]

rocker +1

Just need to see ur pesrsonality :)

[RBlood]

Hey Grizz!

Necc is right tho, you gotta be mentally ill for this clan :D Cause like for example I'm actually a deranged psychopathic schizophrenic. I'm a very nice guy when you meet me, but then when I interpret something you said as insulting me, I get out my chainsaw and hack everyone to bits in the room :D :D :D

So far I've killed more people than Hitler, but for some reason they haven't sectioned me... I dunno why :p

[Grizz]

hmm ya abought illnes wouldnt be that kinda problem but IM not so sure if u pepps would like mine...its kinda silence one...lets just say Im a bit less talkative like most of u but still some like to talk some like to do!!! :biggrin:
Anyways if u ppl dont see my posts all over the place that dosent mean Im not here at all ;) its just illnes ^^

well cya on servers no holding back on me pls XD

P.S. You will never see monsun coming unill hes in ur FACE!! peace \o/

[Grizz]

ow one more thing I manage to get me a mic now so we could talk a bit and shit but all warnings my english is not so briliant :P

[Kammeh!]

ow one more thing I manage to get me a mic now so we could talk a bit and shit but all warnings my english is not so briliant :P
That's cool! Join Vent sometime. On the main page on the forum, if you scroll down, you can see if anyone is online or not. Jay will pass you the Vent details since I can't remember. :o

[RBlood]

hmm ya abought illnes wouldnt be that kinda problem but IM not so sure if u pepps would like mine...its kinda silence one...lets just say Im a bit less talkative like most of u but still some like to talk some like to do!!! :biggrin: Yeah man... I have that too :D Often in real life as well. Like someone will talk to me and say "hello!" and I'll just stand there in silence then they say "hello? Are you awake?" and I'll still be silent and then they will be like "wtf? Are you retarded or something?" and then my psychotic tendencies will kick in and I'll do the whole hacking them up with a chainsaw thing :D

Incase you wondered: Yes I'm completely mad even by the standards in this clan :p :D :D :redface:

[Jay!]

errr look sdma sig, or klick on itt. ffs
beer toook much beeer!
edit. ffs
i will type this slooow
lol
click on my signature or use the adress on it. if u have problem ask me or someone else. lol xfire jaysilentmonk
evil beeer!

[Icemat]

I told ur dad not to give u more than a half pint....

[Jay!]

u talked to the wrong dude. or he thinks a pint has a few litres inside... oO

koenig pilsener FTW! o/

[Necc]

We got our final decision. I think i just put my quote in here, that will explain near everything.

He shows activity in our server, that's good. But no communication at all. He don't said any word for me still today. No x-fire contact also. In the forum he did nothing just posted 5 to his own recruitment topic, and as i hear from most of you, he didn't contacted with anyone of us yet, for a little closer conservation.

This is a community instead of a real clan. He doesn't show any sign that he realy want to be a part of this... zoo. He already got enough time to do this, but nothing. Therefore i vote no. He need a real clan instead of a community. I hope he can understand this.



This means that you're not bad in-game or about skills, you show up enough activity in our servers, but that's all. Most of us look to you as a regular player from the many, and not somebody who want realy a part of us.

With 20% / 80% vote ratio, you're not in VM.


By time if you show up more interesting about us, then we can give you a second chance :) .

[Heimddallr]

With 20% / 80% vote ratio, you're not in VM.


But, because there is a but.

You can see some VM players in other servers, but they are alone at this moment. Mainly during the lunch time.

They didn't play alone, or just to heard the specific sound when they are connected. Euuuhhh ! why not ? :D


Finally, You are right. You can have a second chance.
But, me. i can do nothing for you.:o

[Kammeh!]

Yeah, what Necc said^. We do love you, just don't know you well enough. Pop into Vent every now and then, give us a message when we're online, get to know us for a bit. Then in no time we will open a new poll and you'll get in easy.

And if you don't really care about joining us that much, then that's cool too. We'll even respect you for admitting it.

[RBlood]

What Kamui said^

[Speedcat]

What Rblood said^

[Rawboneuk]

^What speedcat said xD

[iLOtUTa]

well I was just inactive coz I couldnt play at the time but anyways [3o] fire is kinda turnig off I supose...:p
Hello all, i can confirm he was really our member.

Nice to see u back Grizzly.
Idd u were inactive... playing cod2 (if i'm not wrong) most of time. I remember u wanted to add a cod server too :p
Anyway u was a ONS member and i remember u never ask to join our VCFT section too. I can say we never kicked u or u left us. About 4 months ago admins decided to clean inactive sections (ONS first of all). Maybe u never read our internal Discussion(coz of your inactivity) and so u have been cleaned :biggrin:
Have fun with VCTF (i also think ONS is pretty boring).

For VMs, i can say Grizzly was(i hope he is still) a nice person. About his VCTF skills dunno :p, but u can check online :wink:

Have a nice day.

[Kammeh!]

Yup, he's certainly a nice bloke, but we'd like that extra edge, not just another fair person, but someone we can have fun with online, as well as ingame as other stuff. He just didn't cut it. :o (yet?)

[Some_Mate]

What kamui said hehe

[Jay!]

his bro (H2o)
(if he has a bro, and its not him srewing me)
told me grizz went back to cod2 and isnt playing ut anymore.

[Kammeh!]

his bro (H2o)
(if he has a bro, and its not him srewing me)
told me grizz went back to cod2 and isnt playing ut anymore.
Expected as much. Plus he's not interested in us/the forum/etc. anymore. I'd like H2o into our clan though, solid player. :D

[Jay!]

Expected as much. Plus he's not interested in us/the forum/etc. anymore. I'd like H2o into our clan though, solid player. :D
maybe hes grizz, and he is schizo? :D
but yeah i agree :-D

[Jacuba]

maybe hes grizz, and he is schizo? :D

For sure Jay he is one:p:p

But H2o really is a good wing man and a good aimer...dont see more of him :biggrin: