The game of DEATH!!!

[dynikz]

All you have to do is post how the person above you is going to die :) lets make it funny!

[Wormz]

Im afraid i've seen your future and a mad rapist will break into your house and rip open your guts and **** you up the asshole.

[dynikz]

:eek: I've just seen you will die, you will want to grow a beard and then once you have it it'll keep growing until it gets too big and trys to kill you so when you fight it you fall down and a giant hoover sucks you up along with your mustache and you spend eternity in hell...

[Wormz]

^^ Why ty matey....have fun sucking the devils bollocks while he whipps your ass demanding you spread, the car i ordered to kill you was exactly on time, heck you SHOULD be thanking me.....I mean c'mon...who DOESEN'T want to get run over by a ferrari....well....that volkswagen wasn't exactly a ferrari....anyway hope you are having a shit time in hell, your freind Wormz

[dynikz]

:mad: yeah well you get killed by a blimp! :mad:

[Beamer]

Billy (http://www.vehiclemasters.com/showpost.php?p=98&postcount=15) just killed you because you spawnkilled him.

[Wormz]

lo.ol c0b just got smashed up by a rabid monster truck :D

[Beamer]

The Bunneh just got owned here. (http://www.vehiclemasters.com/arcade.php?do=play&gameid=105)

[Wormz]

lol, YAY!!! i love getting whacked by a hammer ^^

[RBlood]

Well, I've just seen how you will all die! Mr Bush will run out of oil and then in a last ditch attempt to keep his oil he will turn into a black hole to suck all the oil in the earth up!!! But in the process he will suck you all up and u will all be squished inside it and die. Charming, ey?

[Sky_|)r3aM3r]

RBlood is going to die with a tractor on is face while i do the dance of dead in ur face and pee in ur mouth :D

[Zeus]

action is gonna die like those asshole terrorist in camper strike he ll get a headshot for me
:getscrewed:

[Sky_|)r3aM3r]

Makis is going to die with a pencil in is neck by an arabian ****er

zeus is gonna die with a blitz from sky^^

[EN4evr]

deus ex will die from listening to too much rap from ugly rappers

[Beamer]

zeus is gonna die with a blitz from sky^^
Deus ex is going to die for mentioning "you-know-who"...

...u have to write about the death over ur post....but thx that u want me dead beamer^^

[JigsaW]

Deus-Ex:

'7 days.....'

??? i dont understand....

[Kronikiz]

Lol, its from the ring.

ah i know,,,but why eveyone post my deathh ...

[JigsaW]

DeUs-Ex gets fucked in his ass by the ugly rapper and he dies and burn in hell like a fat pig.....:redface:

omg u are pervert and crazy^^

jig u die when u take part in saw4
u are get poison in ur body and must eat bullshit bcause only there is the acid to be alive but u get punkd there wasnt the acid^^

[JigsaW]

Lol, JigsaW dies in part 3 dude...

[PEDRO]

jigaw unfortunatly you are going to be raped by spider-man , but batman will rescue you but in the end ur gona be raped and killed by a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!! muhahahaha:tongue:

[JigsaW]

So i'm gonna get killed by you???

[Plectrum]

jigs death is predictable, a Monkey will break in to your house, and stick bananas up your ass, then he will hump you until he gets tired, then he will bake a pie and poop in it and feed it to him and then he uses a banana to **** him to death,

Its the most horrible future ive seen for jig

[JigsaW]

Demented M0nkey tries to fuck me? Lol.... Gaaaaay..

You know what? He is demented, lol. He had another wet dream about me, cuz he's gay and he like me. Well, when he wakes up, I offer him a poisoned drink, and say it's beer. When he drinks it the blood comes out of his ass, ears, eyes and mouth. Then, when the poison gets to his stomach, it burns right trough it. He starts to burn from the inside. Then, when it's finished and he lays there dying on the floor, I offer him some bananas. When he eats them, they fall trough his belly and fall straight out of his fat ass. When he sees that, he realizes that he is really dying. Then his head blows and his brainz are being eaten by his own dog. His cat sees that and start to eat his dick. Finally when only his bones are left there, I take them and feed it to my piranhas. Then, I contact the devil and tell him that he has to burn Demented Monkeys soul in hell.

Teh ENd.

[EN4evr]

:biggrin:Demented M0nkey tries to fuck me? Lol.... Gaaaaay..

You know what? He is demented, lol. He had another wet dream about me, cuz he's gay and he like me. Well, when he wakes up, I offer him a poisoned drink, and say it's beer. When he drinks it the blood comes out of his ass, ears, eyes and mouth. Then, when the poison gets to his stomach, it burns right trough it. He starts to burn from the inside. Then, when it's finished and he lays there dying on the floor, I offer him some bananas. When he eats them, they fall trough his belly and fall straight out of his fat ass. When he sees that, he realizes that he is really dying. Then his head blows and his brainz are being eaten by his own dog. His cat sees that and start to eat his dick. Finally when only his bones are left there, I take them and feed it to my piranhas. Then, I contact the devil and tell him that he has to burn Demented Monkeys soul in hell.

Teh ENd.:D:D slightly twisted but fucking funny,i nearly spat my coffee over the screen

[Kronikiz]

Jigsaw wakes up, records a list of all the things that he can do, in dutch. On the way down the stairs (assuming that he lives in a two story house) he trips. He adds falling down the stairs to his list of things that he can do. He then violently has sex with his hand, ripping his foreskin off (assuming that he hasn't been circumcised). He screams in agony. Despite the pain he continues to have sex with his hand. A schimitar crashes through the window, lacerating his thigh, missing the small target that was his penis. Suddenly, the couch that he was sitting on fell back, a large dagger was protruding through his chest. The killer whispered in his ear an eerie saying through his ear, "Sleeping girls can't say no." Jigsaw then started laughing, causing the dagger to tear up his insides, swiftly killing him.

That was fun! :D

[Snipersnake]

I will DIE cause of a Cappuccino overdose :D

And the rest of you will die cause a future UT version isnt viritual anymore :D but the real thing. And the forgot to put in respawn

[ghost]

everyone is layed out on a operating table while i slowly tighten the leather straps on everyones arms and legs i grab a blunt piece of glass i slowly scrape your skinn off your body..then i slowly carf my name in everyones feet with a knife the mean time everyone bleeds to death i push my fingers in your eyes making you blind then cut out your tongue and then your ears then i trow salt all over your pretty exposed dying body as you wait to bleed out your last drop of blood...then i use everyones own blood to write there names on the wall when i did that i slowly peal your flesh off your bones with my hands wich will keep me entertained for quite a long time then il hang everyone up side down on the celling with a barbedwire around there feet for everyone to find...and if they all die they all go to heaven or hell no skin no blind and with out a tongue for all eternity but may they life!! read the blue part..



and after that...!!


il steal everyones left shoe and sell it at a cheap store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


this is only the start my friends BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!

[Snipersnake]

I think Death by cappuccino is a lot more original :D

[EN4evr]

I think Death by cappuccino is a lot more original :D
:D and prolly less painfull than xans method :D

[Snipersnake]

Absolutely :D

[Kronikiz]

I'd say death by cappuccino is waaaaaaaaay more painful than xans. You could feed them cappuccino until they get dihorrea. Eventually after some amount of dihorrea they'll have little bodily fluids and then start shitting blood. They'd probably have a rash on their ass by this point, so you'd shove scalding hot cappuccino up their ass which would give them endless pain (or pleasure in no mercys case, hehehe). Then eventually they'd die from a combonation of loss of blood and severe dehydration.
You're twisted snipersnake!

[Plectrum]

kron is searching the term 'Gay porn of Monkeys' on google and he finds me, he then starts to masturbate and then his manjuice squirts in to his mouth and down his throat, then he starts throwing up semen until hes dead, but what an ejoyable wank that was ; ) i also lock the entire vm clan in a small room and they bumrape eachother to death

:googleitnoob:

[Mike*zsoc*]

Monkey i've told u before and ill tell u again stop acting gay and proud :)

[Plectrum]

Why cant monkeys me gay? (the real me is not a homosexual or a homolesbo)

[JigsaW]

Why cant monkeys me gay? (the real me is not a homosexual or a homolesbo)
Maybe monkeys can't be gay , but once I saw a monkey in zoo eating his own shit :P:tongue:

[EN4evr]

Maybe monkeys can't be gay , but once I saw a monkey in zoo eating his own shit :P:tongue:lol,i had a gorilla piss on me once at the zoo.the Bastard!

[JigsaW]

lol,i had a gorilla piss on me once at the zoo.the Bastard!
Haha!!

You see monkey. Your species are shit.:redface::tongue:

[EN4evr]

Haha!!

You see monkey. Your species are shit.:redface::tongue:apart from that fit laaaddiiiee monkey from planet of the apes :D:getscrewed:

[Plectrum]

En4 likes my sepcies, but i may note, Monkeys tend to poo alot during crazy sex, oh and En dies from reliasing that ive got a bigger cock than him, no one wants to hear that they have a small cock, and En4 has the smallest cock ive ever seen, he showed me it to kill me in the game of death:getscrewed::dontbescrewed::googleitnoob:

[EN4evr]

:D :D i told u not to tell any1:D

[JigsaW]

EN4evr goes for a walk. When he walks through the park, he sees some children playing soccer. He wants to command respect and tries to pick the ball and score. But, when he is running over the grass, he trips over a blade of grass and he hits the ground. When he lies in the grass with his face he sees a spider. EN4evr is so scared of it, that he tries to stand up quickly. But when he comes up a child shoots the ball in his face, against his nose. His nose is broken and starts to bleed. He sees a hospital across the street. He starts running, and just before the entrance he gets hit by a child on a tricycle. His leg is broken. He hops at the counter and ask where the doctors are. An employee tells him that it's on the 3rd floor. So EN4evr starts to hop at the elevator. Just he managed to get at the elevators, the door starts to close. He makes a big, big hop and gets in the elevator, but his arm stucks. The door splashes off his arm. So, without one arm, a broken nose and leg, he stands there, among the people in the elevator. Pling! Ah, finally, the 3rd floor. He hops out of the elevator with huge pain. There he sees a doctor. The doctor sees him and asks him what happend. EN4evr says that his arm is off and his leg and nose are broken. They operate him on site. The doctor says his leg has to be amputated. They don't use anaesthesia. The pain is awful. When his leg is off, he sees it and he thinks. OMG, the wrong leg! The doctor excuses and slashes off the other leg. Aaaaah! That hurt! EN4evr cries like a baby. The doctors are scared of EN4evr's crying. They run away. So there he lies, bleeding to death, in a fuck-forgotten hospital. But then, there is the super female doctor. She stops the bleeding with her magical hands. She manages to heal the nose, and she puts the legs and the arm on again. It seems that EN4evr has fallen in love. How lovely. EN4evr asks if she wants to marry him. She says yes. Then EN4evr asks her if she wants to have dinner with him. She says yes, again. They walk at the elevator, go down at the hall again. They walk trough the park home. 'My house is over there', says EN4evr. The girl starts to smile. 'I wish I had such nice house.' EN4evr says: 'Not that house, that one', and he points to a little box next to the street. The girl gets angry and starts to hit him. She smashes him in his face and stomach. He runs away across the street. He stumbles over a banana skin and falls on the street. A big truck was just driving there, and the wheels of the truck drive him into two pieces. His intestines are laying on the ground and it smells very bad. Rats are coming from all over the street and start to eat him alive. The girls walks towards him and goes on with the hitting. One rat manages to get to EN4evr's head and starts eating the brains. He is still alive.
Then, suddenly everything is dark. EN4er looks into the dark sky. It's getting cold. The rats continue eating, but the girl stops pimp slapping him. He remembers something from a documentary of the sun. When it stops shining the earth will freeze to death. He is getting very cold. His intestines are frozen on the ground. When he wants to get his hand up, it brakes into thousand pieces. Finally, his neck freezes and his head fall off. He is dead.
The sun starts to shine again.

So this is the story about the death of EN4evr.

[EN4evr]

:D very creative youre a comedy genius man:D
couple of points id like to correct you on.when i was in the lift some fucker farted and didnt own up to it.this really bad smell made the pain worse!
and that bitch,im glad i never did marry her with a temper like that!!
And it wasnt a bannana skin i tripped over it was demented monkeys big(allegedly)cock.
i particularly like the way the sun starts shining once ive died:)
oh and its football not soccer:wink:

[Plectrum]

well En4ever is on his way to a shop to get some ice cream for some gay fun with yours truly, also kronikiz is joining in, and so is somemate, he goes in to the shop ad buys a condom for no apparent reason and shags the male shop owner to get 100 free tubs of ice cream, with strawberry and chcoclate flavour ; ) as he enters the house with all of us standing there naked (with our gigantic coks hanging out) he slathers the ice cream on all of our cocks, sucks them, and dies from throat cancer, the rest of us continue to have gay sexy

the end

[JigsaW]

Damn it's getting hot down here!

GAY.4.LIFE!

[Some_Mate]

this is just fucked up! ^^^ Do u actually have to be a total mental case to play VCTF? Men in white coats are comming to get u all, i'll keep an eye on the news :-P

[Plectrum]

i eat some with mayo thats how he dies, i could tell a gay death story but i think your bored of them now

I die from sex, the most enjoyable thing :)

[DYING_SOUL]

this topic annoys me for some reason lol

[JigsaW]

i eat some with mayo thats how he dies, i could tell a gay death story but i think your bored of them now

I die from sex, the most enjoyable thing :)

You just oversexed !!!!




This is how monkey dies:

He goes to bed at 7 o'clock. He falls asleep. He dreams about gay sex. He gets an orgasm. He drowns in the sperm.

THE END

[Music_girl]

great how you think such a great topic ? =D
ok jigsaw's dead:

he wakes up , gets a beer almost eat the bottle but didn't died
he walkes to the street almost hit by a car but didn't died
he falls into the ocean almost drowns but didn't died
a monkey tried to kill him with a banana but he didn't died
a creepy old man with a knife tries to kill him but he dont die
en of the day he walks into his hous and
GET RAPED BY LAYLA =D
then he dies
end =P

[DYING_SOUL]

lol?

[Kronikiz]

Lol, Dubs have flamed nearly every post dying soul has made, strange they havn't gone for the most obvious and said how he'll die.

[Some_Mate]

thats the only reason i just looked here :-P

[EN4evr]

thats the only reason i just looked here :-P
the only reason i checked in was to read gay monkey porn

[Plectrum]

En dies from Deep throat conceltation, in other words, i stick my never-ending penis down his throat, and he chokes to death on it, But dont look at me, you were the one that wanted to suck it, oh En you and your gay fantasies

[EN4evr]

monkey dies from getting his "never ending cock" stuck up a ewes arris.cos it was sooo long he couldnt reach the entry point(ewes ringpiece)to lever it back out.so he travelled with the ewe in unison for a couple of weeks eating grass and the like untill his balls were chewed off by a fox one night and he bled to death.

en4ver dies when he pimp his car!
the spoiler eats him ;P

[EN4evr]

en4ver dies when he pimp his car!
the spoiler eats him ;P
roflmao :D
ill think of a suitably painfull death for you duesx soon:-)